The Tragic Pants Accident

Wow, another post already? I must be amazing or something... Lol. Or just a girl with no life. (Yeah, I think that second one is closer to the mark... ;)) Thanks for all of the glorious comments left for me about my other blog, even though it was slightly insane. (Shout out to my splendefourous cousin Tiana. Her comment totally made my day. Ha ha. :D Love ya cuz!!! ((Yeah, I know that splendefourous isn't a word, but I like it. Go ahead, say it. Try it! You'll love it! :D)) Thanks for always being there!!)
Anyways, onto more important stuff. If I could direct your attention to the photo below. (Yup, Bronte is gonna kill me for this one. :D)

This, my very good friends, is the infamous Justin+Bronte Forever Photo that has been circulating. Ha ha. I just thought that I'd make sure that as many people as possible could see it. :D I mean, what's the use of having a really awesome photo if you can't totally flaunt it to the world? This photo rocks, and what's more, it isn't even real. I photo shopped the whole thing. Lol. I know, I know. I'm a genius!! (And for good measure, if I suddenly disappear off of the face of the planet, blame Bronte, okay? She probably murdered me for being a brat and putting this up on my blong. Ha ha. I love tormenting her. :D)

Anyways... School today was boring. As usual. I know, big shocker there. I got up, got dressed in the dark and ran out of my eye liner, so I had to wear purple eye liner, which admittedly didn't look too bad. (Any boys reading this, feel free to skip to next paragraph. This is just boring girly stuff. Ha ha.)

Oh, and if that's not really bad, I also had to where these really baggy jeans. They fit when I first bought them but apparently that isn't the case anymore. I mean, I was running down main hall today at lunch and I nearly lost my pants!! And, sadly enough, that wouldn't be the first time that would have happened to me. My P.E. shorts fell off when I went to hit the tennis ball . (This would be Freshman year. -sigh- I love not being a Frosh.)

And, if that wasn't bad enough, we were outside on the tennis courts where all of the cars were stopped at the stoplight. I swore, one guy choked on his soda when he saw me. Oh, and to add to all of that, the football boys were on the practice field, which is right in front of the tennis courts, and the P.E. boys class was also out, finishing running around the track. So everyone saw. I know. Tragic, tragic, tragic.

And, what you may ask, was my reaction to all of this? Heck, I laughed myself silly for like ten minutes. (After, of course, pulling up my pants.) Anyways, moral of this story? Well... Wear tighter pants. Period. I mean, not to the point where it's cutting off your circulation or anything, but just to make sure that no accidents happen, ya know? I mean, 'cause some of you are more sensitive about stuff like this than I am.

(And yes, Tiana, I mean you. J/k. Your little chat bubble at the bottom of my screen keep bwinking. I'm hurrying up, just wait. Gosh.) 'Cause if you don't wear tight pants, you'll end up like me, losing them on the tennis courts. -sigh- Good times... Good times... Well... I'm bored, and my family is going out to get ice cream. Ciao babes, love ya all!

-Loryn